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Hi, if you are one of the few That I let be close to me feel free to use This as a reason i act so unusual But it's not an excuse I'm eating Bean Boozled all alone in my room Sad cause I can't master this, don't have enough headroom I don't have enough friends with whom to fill my XCom army I was making meets end right before you saw me The best cross country runner on the C Team Haven't got spoke to since he was but a wee teen Tire, no spokes, hope my folks skip this meme Here's a bomb song about eating sad jelly beans Let me tell you a story Heed the words I say I had my hand on the beans That one so-fateful day I was stuck all alone in my bedroom Haven't seen anyone else since it hit noon Then I saw a pack of jelly beans and didn't think twice I don't need to feel good, they don't need to taste nice Have you ever heard something so sad? A party snack who's purpose is to taste bad Being eaten by a boy at the day's end. Enjoyed like the boy had no friends Other than at parties, they had no use Something like a drinking game, but minus the booze And minus the abuse, but somehow worse To the boy who always felt under-rehearsed For the party tonight, and those leading up to it Those that follow and those who discovered it Couldn't express their worry, they didn't utter it Left on his own, so he didn't unclutter shit Waiting for a hero that could take him out Not of this world, but of what it was about At least to him, man this boy's no keeper For an introvert, he sure looks like a peeper Hello, if you still made it this far I'd like you to know that you might be alarmed If you keep on listening to this from here 'cause what follows this is not meant for your ear I'm getting my bean boozled all alone in my room Sad cause when I'm in coitus, I don't have enough headroom I always hit dead ends, when I fill her like my XCom army I was gunna hit send right before you saw me The best cross country fucker the C Team Haven't been woke since I had my last wet dream Tire, no spokes, hope my folks skip this meme Here's a bomb song about eating sad jelly beans Let me tell you a story This is what I have to say I have my hand on my bean It feels right in every way I was walking through the union looking at my phone Avoiding the tabling, trying to stay alone Try to visit the school site, starts with a p And I type in pornhub with my muscle memory I'm just hanging out with my main girl Riley If that's too much, take a break with Kylie Thank you Daily Mail, it's all your good for Soft-core, slightly boring beach contours Then I kick it with miss Malkova Into a lot, but not piss, that's over It's too samey, I get annoyed But I can always fall back to Arwin Datnoid I see all people as people But on my phone screen we just can not be equal There's no sentience behind the pixels They're just models giving other models kisses They're just objects except when they're not To their friends a soul, to the rest, just hot And maybe I should look into what that could mean But honestly, I'm too busy boozling my bean

Hi there, what's up, my name's Alex The great-est things in the world have no malice And I heard that you are new to college So if you need some new friends here's some knowledge Join an organization where you pay to play Make sure you show up when it's bid day I swear, here we're all one in the same All you need to do is play some party games Like get down on all fours for the frat boys Bark like a dog until you feel like a frat toy And who could forget, clean the throw-up bucket And don't you dare speak about this in public Yeah! No food until you finish the whole stack Drink until you forget what you now lack We'll drive you miles away And you'll have to find your way back Here's a story but I can only tell you a bit A college group who was into some really fucked up shit I wrote a post about it, yeah I tried to make it big So I shared it to a local comedy Facebook page Fuck you, Overheard @ SUNY Potsdam Posted my shit, then got banned, god damn! Messaged the admins like "what the hell?" And received the well-thought-out response of "Well, there's zero tolerance for not following the rules. That post doesn't belong. End of story" *Laughter* Wow we got a big boy over here Big dick, big important man This guy knows that the sanctity of a meme Facebook group based out of a small public school in the north country is more important than protecting countless people from the life-ruining effects of hazing Fuck you This whole thing is fucking absurd If you're out there, I hope you hear every word And let it sink down deeply into your core Maybe reach the old you that doesn't come out any more Maybe she died after they courted her The ghost of whom looms over us like an orbiter After all the shit that she went through? She lost us too I'm sure that I must have made her feel used They're not all out here causing welts But you'll ruin the whole thing for everyone else A mafia that the school gives a house to Can't speak out unless you want them to harm you Pay to get in, pay to get out With loosing all your friends to the blacklist, shout To the heavens if you're a victim because you're worth that Fuck your sisters, take a friend over herd chat If you're not allowed to speak to others about what happens in your organization, leave. When my relationship ended, I was feeling hindered So I downloaded this app called tinder For love or sex, I didn't really intend Honestly I downloaded it to make some friends Alright, you all heard this story Pretty soon he'll be busy whoring out But everyone was way too boring No connection like the Wi-Fi is snoring But that said, I did meet a couple cool girls Ones who could be friends, but not in this world Because when I signed in this one time I got an error message that would then define My experience, I called support Turned out there must have been some mass report Ohh It's the sorority. Because I went to the school, and gave 'em evidence Now your whole system's broke no remnants And if you're in it, you'll know that it's deranged When I say they got you tied down with a daisy chain And guess what, that's not even the fun kind Hard to feel sorry for them when they got a dumb mind You're walking on eggshells, not talking kinder Hope it cracks when I start yellin' tinber

This one goes out to the rationals, the skeptics, the centrists All you internet warriors In the fuckin... culture war? Yeah show those SJWs who's boss, huh? You're a smart boy huh? Yeah you know everything you need to Eyy, I heard that you like facts Over feelings, but the arguments you're dealing are wack And I wonder if these facts follow you in your dreams Just like AOC in all your fantasies Got your own dictionary, with the words you don't like Torn out, so entitled to being right by virtue Of being you, you believe it and I don't know how *Basically anti-fascism is fascism now* I know you think biology's the nature of the pronoun But just because you say it doesn't mean that it is profound Nor does it make it true, dude there's whole fields of study That contradict what you say, oh but I thought that truth was your buddy Which is sad, 'cause I know you don't have any other You're wife's a doctor but it's clear you want another lover That congresswoman won't sleep with you, no matter what you call her We don't even need to debate, you could get beat by Google scholar If you are going to dictate to me that Benjamin's are Ben's and Ben's are Benjamin's, then my answer is no. If I call you a moose, are you suddenly a moose? The name on your birth certificate is Benjamin To assert that I should be forced to entertain your delusions that your name is Ben is honestly discusting and is a sign of the fall of the west Its funny how you conflate sex and gender A rate of speech like you're on an Adderall bender Where in the name Boy Scouts is biological That straw-person must be diabolical Alright that was fun but I gotta take a break Destroying the reactionaries has got my brain baked I got a secret weapon with more notoriety and fame Uhh what's their name? It's Thom Avella, I am hella What? Uh, internet fella I have have a YouTube channel Um, please subscribe Anyway, I'm also on the Twitter Not by choice, yeah I'm kinda bitter But where else would I go To argue with fascists and tankies about those fuckin' liberals Not owned, not owned like a corn cob A free-thinker in an internet hate mob Big dick special big boy energy But you'll need more than *a surprising lack of scientific, anthropological, and sociological evidence* to get to me See the reason I have to mention Got the invisible hand on your erection In other words Atlas Shrugged on your hard-on Luckily this is under one Sargon Hi, this is Thom Avella and today I'm gonna do an impression of Paul Joseph Watson. "If this beta orbiter soyboy expects me to listen to his 'mixtape' where he mumbles incoherantly over a bunch of music he didn't even write, then imagine my shock" Alright guys, thanks for watching my video. I'll see you in 3 months. Stay legend. The fact that you have fans? A disgrace Their brains must be smaller than Charlie Kirk's face To consider your faults, you'd never be so darin' More easily offended than Tomi Lahren You wear a smirk like your philosophy won't die though You'll all fall off the face of the cake with the haste of Milo I'm getting my bean boozled, and what do you know I look down and my dick is taller than Ben Shapiro

Like for TBH I'm feeling bored and I hope you don't see the bate I really just wanna say that I don't know you but I want to You seem chill, we should talk more, impromptu I want YOU, to like my status But now we're all just laugh reacts behind the lattice I miss the days when honesty was just to ask permission But I don't miss that this honesty was always works of fiction The mission, the fission of my friends and I's been great for me But I don't make time to communicate effectively How much they mean to me and where I wouldn't be if not for them If not for family and everyone that I come in contact with But I'm too busy making art and pulling up my demons Frick that excuse, I'll use my art as a lead-in For non-fiction honesty, but I can only hit some of ya Here's a TBH, thanks for making my life great, humina humina humina Okay, before I get into this, I would like to remind all of you that the live action Cat in the Hat film is actually really good and you are all wrong. Your sins will not be forgiven. Okay, back to the song TBH I wouldn't be here if not for you To the Black T-Shirts and Main Street Lights too TBH your residence across the street Keeps my morale high and the ground under my feet TBH when I needed someone you were there We got pizza and it wasn't just my burden to bear TBH sometimes you frustrate me a bit But you're gonna do great once you find a shoe that fits TBH members of the club who's meetings I lead I hope you go mad-sonic don't stop godspeed TBH my favorite part of your body is your ears I could have been the bad guy but you dispelled my greatest fears To be honest, I wish that you lived closer to me You might be my manager but you can't make me play Toxicity To be honest, even though I know you don't like needles I'll still visit you and your kids, I love all of you people To be honest you better fuckin' make her happy Cuz if you don't, you and me, we're gonna have to get scrappy To be honest that probably won't happen. Hm. TBH if you're my mother it all starts with you Keeping me honest with communication up the wazoo TBH, Dad, had we had, less time together I'd be worse off, I know it can hurt, we're untethered but I'm here TBH, oldest young bro, I hope that you know You're close to me so, I'll stick around regardless of the shitshow TBH, other brother, from the same mother, I'm seeing the cracks form But it's okay 'cause you can always come to me for help TBH, can't read key pages from the big book But yet, I remain loved by my two siblings who still look Up to me, regardless of whether or not I'm deserving So when I make public decisions it's always unnerving But it's inspiring and so's the way that both of you support me Speaking of, like my parents is how I purport to be Like, but not in every way, worth a million letters You bring so much good to the world and you raised me to do even better so Thank you. Thank you Thank you so much For everything you do for me I love so much.